


The Very Model of a Modern Gay Pedophile

by vindictive-much



Category: Ugly Betty
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2008-01-25
Updated: 2008-01-25
Packaged: 2013-05-26 06:01:27
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 503
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4033087/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/953909/vindictive-much
Summary: Inspired by a random Pheonix Wright fanfic. Read if you dare! And save the complaints for those who care. This was just meant to be funny even if I do like the implied pairing.





	The Very Model of a Modern Gay Pedophile

**The Very Model of a Modern Gay Pedophile**

Summary: Inspired by a random Pheonix Wright fanfic. Read if you dare! And save the complaints for those who care.

I do not own anything! The song is a parody of the song I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General.

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_Marc: I am the very model of a modern homosexual._

_I'm pretty so guys lie to me and say I'm intellectual._

_Some fangirls have even paired me with Justin and made me a pedophile._

_My best friend is a bitch and my boss maniacle._

_Just because some fangirls went too far is no reason to put me on trial._

_If anything I'm guilty for my unbeatable sense of style._

_Amanda: Sure, and with how many colours you dress in and how you suddenly broke up with you boyfriend you surely aren't a pedophile._

_Marc: But don't you ever mention the cursed name of Jean Weiner to me._

_Amanda and Betty: Don't you ever mention the accursed name of Jean you see,_

_You never, ever mention the accursed name of Jean you see,_

_You ever, ever mention the accursed name of Jean, of Jean, you see._

_Marc: My hair and my fashion sense are simply quite impeccable._

_Justin: I'd say the way you stare at my ass is simply what-the-heck-able._

_Marc: (Stares a moment before continuing) But something like that accidentally happening is simply quite inevitable._

_I am the very model of a modern homosexual!_

_Justin: (Aside to Betty and Hilda) He is the very model of an unsure-pedophile._

_Especially from the way anything I say or do makes him smile._

_I think that his terrible love life is the thing that's driven him._

_I should have known from how he always brings up the strange feelings I have given him._

_And the fact that I am telling Mom this makes me hope that he knows how to swim._

_I never saw even a gay man that walked, talked and sat like that._

_And I never saw one except for at the gay pride parade who dresses as colourful as that._

_Chorus: And never would a gay man that liked men his own age dress as colourfully as that._

_I think that pedophile that owned the candy shop owned a suit like that._

_Marc: The truth is in a show like this that there's only slight gay love in._

_My preference for little boys must be kept implied even though it's only towards him (Points to Justin),_

_So viewers, I can't kiss the boy, if only to protect you all (and maybe even only for a while)._

_But rest assured I am the very model of a modern gay pedophile!_

_Hilda: (Glares) He is so dead._

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XD I just can't stop with this. lol. Credit goes to kitkat411 for the idea that came from her Pheonix Wright fic. Save the complaints for those who care.


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